England's EURO 2016 started exactly as you would expect England's EURO 2016 to start.
The Three Lions failed to win their opening match, and now face a bit of an uphill battle in qualifying from the group.
The night started with a flurry of corners from England, which, for some unknown reason, Harry Kane was in charge of taking.
We can only assume that this was how Harry Kane was chosen for that role...
https://twitter.com/Stirling061/status/741721167778709504
https://twitter.com/JamesDallESPN/status/741723960002416640
Generally, everything started pretty well.
https://twitter.com/SimonBrundish/status/741719604318310400
But it became apparent England were going to... well, be English about the whole thing by not scoring their chances.
https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/741720761266769920
It all started to fall apart.
https://twitter.com/kenearlys/status/741724102763909120
And the anger of a nation soon became focused upon Raheem Sterling.
https://twitter.com/arseblog/status/741724904236670978
https://twitter.com/DUCKmagstoke/status/741724899937538048
https://twitter.com/JamesTylerESPN/status/741726849953304577
It got so bad that a guy with the Twitter handle @Woy started to get abuse from England fans.
https://twitter.com/woy/status/741715957161299968
Surely it wasn't *this* bad though...
https://twitter.com/BeautifullyRed/status/741725381015838720
Oh God... it was pretty bad.
https://twitter.com/LFCOffside/status/741727341584494593
Until, all of a sudden, Eric Dier decided to tell Harry Kane to get back in his fucking lane and let somebody else take set pieces.
https://twitter.com/Moraband106/status/741728851861110784
https://twitter.com/fateiskind/status/741729041896574977
https://twitter.com/davewi11/status/741728854918762498
https://twitter.com/JackGrealish1/status/741729054043299840
https://twitter.com/gunnerblog/status/741729126114045954
https://twitter.com/gstobart/status/741730175335989248
https://twitter.com/henrywinter/status/741729600955375617
But then... obviously, England conceded a goal in injury time and the whole thing ended in a thoroughly predictable 1-1 draw.
https://twitter.com/kenearlys/status/741733363451564032
https://twitter.com/RWhittall/status/741733450525356032
https://twitter.com/tim_brannigan/status/741733471270404096
https://twitter.com/johncrossmirror/status/741733477536681984
https://twitter.com/BeechardRich/status/741733528849809408
