Diego Maradona nutmegs who he wants, when he wants

If you walk past Diego Maradona minding your own business, you deserve everything you get.

55 years of age and still taking the absolute piss.

Maradona is a decent man with a football at his feet but passers-by might not appreciate it as much as one poor woman fell victim to the Argentine’s wizadry in Rome.

Ahead of another Match For Peace at the end of May, the 1986 World Cup winner was kicking around with the ball beforehand and caught an innocent lady off guard when he nonchalantly rolled a delicate no-look pass between her legs.

And, God, didn’t he just enjoy it.

You never lose it.

But is he as good as Firmino?

Firmino… STOP THAThttps://t.co/PToEThRNkJ

— SportsJOE (@SportsJOEdotie) May 5, 2016

Or Fellaini?

Fellaini carries the ball to safetyhttps://t.co/40g5uhDNOy

— SportsJOE (@SportsJOEdotie) March 17, 2016