A keen (birds) eye for politics.
If you’re going to bring voters to the table, you better have something to offer them from your plate.
Nobody is going to bite at some undercooked policies because if you really want to be a big fish in the political pond and reel in those votes, you need to leave a trail of breadcrumbs to entice the voters to follow you.
Political bait if you will.
In Tim Farron’s constituency of Westmorland and Lonsdale, Mr Fishfinger expertly pulled this tactic off because he somehow managed to secure 309 votes. Much like Lord Buckethead, he instantly became a hero for the working and hungry classes.
In fact, Mr Fishfinger managed to get 60 more votes than Lord Buckethead and yet he still finished last in the polls.
We smell something fishy with those votes!
This being said, plenty of people absolutely loved their new golden boy of politics.
Mr FishFinger is the hero this country needs, true hero. pic.twitter.com/Op1M4XsKRG
— Alex Taylor (@AlexTaylor_8) June 9, 2017
Votes for Mr Fishfinger brings Tim Farron's majority into the hundreds. #CodBotherer #politics #GE2017 #Fishfinger pic.twitter.com/nkxrFlGI8y
— Keith Regan (@Keefmar) June 9, 2017
In the constituency of Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron, 'Mr Fishfinger' won 309 votes. He looks rather pleased #bbcelection #ge2017 pic.twitter.com/ctJzeGSmTt
— BBC Scotland News (@BBCScotlandNews) June 9, 2017
Mr Fishfinger has secured 309 votes beating Lord Buckethead's 249! ? #GE2017 ??? pic.twitter.com/tFRbWE6fLs
— James Breko Brechney (@breko) June 9, 2017
Tim Farron, leader of a major political party is giving a political speech stood in front of a man dressed as a fishfinger?
— Dan Mears (@danmears1010) June 9, 2017
And Tim Farron ran against someone called Mr Fishfinger. Britain is not doomed, I repeat, Britain is not doomed pic.twitter.com/oRDSp48aBp
— Katy Lee (@kjalee) June 9, 2017