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21st June 2019
03:15pm BST

Singing "OH JEREMY CORBYN"
This is another scorcher of a line that is repeated throughout the video to greater and greater comedic effect.
"Orange man - bad"
Fair play - this is just ridiculously good writing. Impossible for the left to compete with stuff like this.
"I'll think you'll find that Jeremy Corbyn is quite centre, compared to, like, some Scandinavian countries"
The best part about this is Joel's extremely vigorous, natural head nodding in agreement. Watch him. He starts nodding at the word 'is' and then nods several times for each word after that, which is exactly how people react to sentiments they agree with in real life. Like a bobblehead. Like a giant fucking bobblehead.
"So capitalism's been tried and hasn't worked so just give socialism a go"
Exactly! That's what we've all been saying!
"Oh Jeremy Corbyn" again
We've got a few more of these to go through yet, don't worry.
"Hillary Clinton is like such an inspiration"
Er, Hillary Clinton is a capitalist, lads. The left hate her.
"I'm literally a communist!"
You're... literally a Tory!
"Tories aren't even real human beings"
If this video has proved anything it is that this statement is fundamentally correct.
"It's a great day to smash the patriarchy"
*exact same intonation back* "It's a great day to defend the patriarchy"
"Yeah I've just started interning at this really cool carbon-neutral startup"
This one is missing a punchline. What is the punchline? When does something funny happen in this story?
"Uh, excuse me, I think you'll find that's a micro-aggression?"
I don't know what that is.
"They just didn't know what they were voting for, actually."
This one would work, maybe, if we weren't three years down the line with nobody, not a soul, having a single fucking clue what is going on with Brexit.
"We are the 48%" followed by a raised fist
Well, we're not anymore. All your voters are dying. So there's that.
"So I, like, really want to find, like, an organic, like, allotment plot but it's so, like, hard to find them in Zone Two."
The very first rule of comedy: the more you say 'like', the funnier something is!
"Follow back, pro-EU, #FBPE"
The person delivering this joke has "Self identify as an Aristotelian" in her Twitter bio.
"Is there gluten/dairy/wheat/caffeine/fructose in this?"
Nothing, and I mean nothing, is funnier than dietary requirement gags. Nothing.
"Yah, no, like, totally, capitalism is horrif"
There is only one group of people that say 'yah' and 'horrif' and those people are always, always Surrey Tories.
"Oh crap my iPhone is out of charge"
HOW DID THIS MAKE THE FINAL CUT??????? WHAT WERE THE JOKES THEY LEFT OUT?????
"I think we should book an Uber because I don't want to be late to our anti-capitalist meetup"
They are notoriously strict with their start times at anti-capitalist meetups. Everyone knows this. Come on. This one was obvious.
"I mean when you, like, think about it, Mao did more good than harm"
Do you... do you get it? Because he killed millions and millions of people? Hahahahahahahahaha. Quality.
"Oh Jeremy Corbyn" again
Yeah. Again.
*ordering a coffee on the phone, for some reason* "Hi, yeah, can I get a venti mocha latte with soy milk, two shots of coffee. Hold the cocoa powder yeah. And no cream. Yeah cheers, thanks honey, bye."
This bit is so bad and so stupid there isn't even a way I can take the piss out of it, other than presenting the joke in full. It does all the work itself.
She actually says 'two shots of coffee'. She actually says hold the cocoa powder. She is actually pretending to order a coffee on the phone! On the phone! A coffee!
"I've, like, so been finding myself recently, been reading a lot of Marx, so good."
Yes, that's what people read to 'find themselves'. Marx. There is no other reason that people read Marx.
"Honestly this new Spotify playlist is amazing, it just made me, like, feel happy"
The concept of music and the human emotion of joy, here, getting both barrels.
"I don't know, I just, I feel like we haven't given socialism a proper go"
Same joke as the two at the start. So that's a third time.
"All views are my own"
See the guy saying this? Click on his @ and look at what he has in his Twitter bio. Yep.
"Have you finished with your copy of The Guardian?"
Yeah, go out on that banger, I reckon. End on a strong one.
Oh look, there's a 37 second long part 2. Oh look, you're doing the Jeremy Corbyn AND 'Sharon can you pass' bits again. In part 2. Which, again, is only 37 seconds long.
https://twitter.com/TPointUK/status/1141339590277632000
In the words of the top reply to the video: 'this shit trash lmfaoooooooooooo'.