The Dab: 2015 – 2016, may it rest in peace.
Just one week ago, The Dab was pronounced dead, cause of death: murder, the lead suspect: a 36-year-old Dutchman by the name of Dirk Kuyt.
After Kuyt’s football team, Feyenoord, beat opposition team Den Haag last weekend, Kuyt was filmed murdering a weak and nearly lifeless Dab.
The Dab was on its last legs after brutal attacks from Manchester United players, an attack which was led by Jesse Lingard.
They’ve got moves on the pitch, but do they have the dab skills to graduate #DabUniversity w. #mufc’s #JesseLingard?https://t.co/oqQ4DmZ7gm
— Chevrolet FC (@ChevroletFC) July 27, 2016
Dirk Kuyt took it one step further than Lingard, and murdered The Dab in cold blood.
https://twitter.com/louroll89/status/774927171466981376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
The whole world thought it was the last they’d seen of The Dab.
But now, Prince Harry, everyone’s favourite aristocratic overlord, has taken a shovel to the freshly-laid grave of The Dab, dug it up, and killed it once more.
Please be advised, some viewers may find this scenes disturbing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSoWZ8vRSO8
The footage was recorded during Prince Harry’s visit to Aberdeen.
At various points on the visit to Aberdeen he was photographed plotting his attack with weapons.
But eventually, Prince Harry decided to use nothing but his bare hands, and performed the attack to maniacal laughter from onlookers.
Only one child, dressed in an orange hoodie, held back from laughing, taking a moment to pay his respects to The Dab.
