List of people barred from London Pub is absolutely hilarious 8 months ago

List of people barred from London Pub is absolutely hilarious

What an array of characters.

One-armed Kieth. Mickey Two Suits. The Glaswegian. No, this isn't a list of extras in Snatch, but a list of people barred from a pub in London.

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The list was posted on Reddit and has left people in hysterics. Along with Kieth, Mickey, and the Glaswegian, the list also includes 'Fat Paul', 'the ginger drunk tw*t called Angus', 'the ex con chav t***' and 'that blonde b****'.

And don't forget the enigmatic 'Jason', a man who clearly needs no introduction.

The list doesn't end there either, with a extra set of names having been added on a post-it note, which includes the delightful-sounding 'staring pervert' and a description of another which simply states: "Flat cap, coke fiend, barred for threatening regulars (and everything else)."

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Watch out for 'Danny Miller/Danny Partridge' as well though, whose description simply reads: "He's back and he's fat."

The list of enigmatic characters (credit: Reddit)

Unsurprisingly, people went mad for the list on Reddit.

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One commented saying: "Makes me wonder what the f**k Jason's deal is." Someone replied: "He needs no introduction, he needs no description, he's the first person they think of to put on the list... that f**king guy."

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One user had the brilliant idea of setting a live video stream to observe the goings-on in this pub, saying that it is "the Big Brother show the world needs."

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Others thought the list read like the cast of an upcoming movie, with one person writing: "Fairly sure that is actually the character list from Guy Ritchie's new movie..."

Another said: "The whole list reads like the casting for a Guy Ritchie film."

Meanwhile some thought they would get on rather well with the list of intriguing characters. One person commented: "I want to go to the pub they are now drinking in. Sounds like it would be amazing."

A second added: "Personally, that banned list sounds like a hell of a party gang."