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10th Apr 2015

JOE’s 5-Word News: Dong, Pizza, Rock, Suarez, Clarkson

Matt Stanger

Dong

Triumph of human evolution as giant stone penis discovered on Gloucestershire hill.

Pizza

This cop in the US didn’t look happy when he was filmed stopping for a pizza emergency.

Rock

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? We sure can, and it’s a hell of a lot of food.

Suarez

Luis Suarez has had another little moan about being banned for biting Giorgio Chiellini.

Clarkson

The TV event of the year is off after Jeremy Clarkson pulled out of hosting Have I Got News For You.

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