JOE's 5-Word News: Dong, Pizza, Rock, Suarez, Clarkson 6 years ago

JOE's 5-Word News: Dong, Pizza, Rock, Suarez, Clarkson

Dong

Triumph of human evolution as giant stone penis discovered on Gloucestershire hill.

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Pizza

This cop in the US didn't look happy when he was filmed stopping for a pizza emergency.

Rock

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? We sure can, and it's a hell of a lot of food.

Suarez

Luis Suarez has had another little moan about being banned for biting Giorgio Chiellini.

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Clarkson

The TV event of the year is off after Jeremy Clarkson pulled out of hosting Have I Got News For You.

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