This week, a national scandal broke.
In an interview with ITV, Theresa May was asked about the naughtiest thing she has ever done. Flummoxed for a moment, the PM admitted that she and a friend used to run through fields of wheat in their youth, and that the farmer’s weren’t too pleased about it.
Naturally, the nation was shocked to the core – Our Prime Minister? Running through wheat fields? Has she no respect? – but we are a resilient people and we shall carry on.
Now the question has been put to Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn who, as far as the Labour whips have been concerned during his time as an MP, has been very naughty indeed.
But the naughtiest thing he’s ever done? Well Jeremy isn’t simply going to give that away up front.
https://twitter.com/sadcat786/status/872533061199679492
This election won’t be decided on which leader has got the best chat, but if it was, Corbyn would win a landslide victory.
