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17th Aug 2015

Donald Trump lets slip his secret superhero identity

We should have seen this coming...

Tom Victor

A man with huge inherited wealth, who considers himself the saviour of humanity. Who does that sound like to you?

We should have seen the signs, really – Donald Trump has so much in common with Batman that they’re obviously the same person.

Just think about it, have you ever seen the two of them in the same room? Don’t give us the usual excuses like “Batman’s fictional”, we’ve got no time for that.

In fact, Presidential candidate Trump let his mask slip during a campaign stop in the state of Iowa.

The person to solve the mystery? An inquisitive child. He’d have got away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.