5-Word News: Louis, Toilet, Scares, Contract, Rise

Louis

Louis van Gaal provided more entertainment on the mic last night than the entire season on the pitch.

Toilet

This new invention is the best thing since Einstein invented sliced bread.

Scares

Watch someone frightened to death repeatedly for a whole year, because cruelty is fun!

Contract

It's official - David de Gea has signed a new deal with United...he just doesn't know it.

Rise

Want to ask your boss for a rise but don't know what you're worth? There's an app for that...