27 of the most WTF things that happened in 2016

1. An Australian man got bitten on the penis by a spider for the SECOND TIME. The same man. On his same penis.

Image: BBC

 

2. Some Russian dude took a shit right in the middle of a supermarket. Just dropped his kecks right there and did it.

Image: YouTube

 

3. And if that wasn't enough, this guy pissed into a supermarket freezer in Stockport.

Image: YouTube

 

4. This uni lecturer gave literally zero fucks about taking his job seriously.

https://twitter.com/KaySiizzle/status/787740676599537664  

5. A little boy found a message in a bottle, but it was just from two blokes off their heads on drugs.

Image: Twitter

 

6. This girl got pissed and decided to drunk text Gatwick Airport. Not even she knows why.

https://twitter.com/annievicvic/status/780884748205977600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw  

7. This idiot seagull fell into a massive vat of curry and dyed itself orange.

Image: Vale Wildlife Hospital

 

8. This guy made a really great first impression at his new uni.

https://twitter.com/biebergirl5ever/status/776509580725587973  

9. Although this is nowhere near as bad as the bloke who accidentally texted his mum THIS on a night out.

Image: Twitter: @charlieclarkee_

 

10. We found out that Noel Gallagher is possibly the greatest troll of all time.

https://twitter.com/UweBollocks/status/791478240288317440  

11. Someone discovered these extremely genuine Ralph Lauren polos.

https://twitter.com/TheBuie/status/783710920572821505  

12. Princess Beatrice accidentally sliced open Ed Sheeran's face while trying to fake-knight James Blunt. Yeah. I know.

Image: The Sun

 

13. A duck broke the land speed record.

Image: Twitter: @scootertooter7

 

14. Someone paid for a plane seat for their burger cushion.

https://twitter.com/davidfarrier/status/746032197342232576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw  

15. There was an anti-Trump protest on Club Penguin. Yep, Club Penguin.

https://twitter.com/gossipgriII/status/797931201717673985  

16. Remember this man who took a picture with the person who hijacked an EgyptAir flight? Somehow that happened this year.

Image: Twitter: @Journo_Paul

 

17. There were loads of crabs on the subway in New York. Just loads and loads of crabs.

https://twitter.com/HelloCVH/status/749645446163955712  

18. Some bloke did away with sweets and gave out rotisserie chickens to trick or treaters on Halloween.

https://twitter.com/cosmogyr/status/793398008272523266  

19. Someone, somewhere, for some reason, decided to make a life-size LEGO man with human skin.

Image: YouTube

 

20. This family called a plumber round, and long story short, he absolutely fucked them.

Image: Twitter

 

21. A total genius pranked their mate by printing out their boarding pass on A1 paper.

Image: Twitter: @_aimeeconnolly

 

22. Northamptonshire Police were on the lookout for this very inconspicuous criminal.

Image: Twitter: @NorthantsPolice

 

23. This cinema kind of fucked up their display really quite a lot.

https://twitter.com/BasedLaRock/status/768577125594963968  

24. A random bloke wore this, a onesie covered in pictures of nothing but close-ups of Bernie Sanders' face.

Image: Twitter: @gregbrown

 

25. A woman printed out 15 pages worth of Facebook comments and took them on the subway with her to read, like a book.

https://twitter.com/AlexSteinman/status/750820426549436416  

26. ASOS kept delivering people ridiculously long pairs of jeans.

https://twitter.com/GeorgeRiggall/status/735868663518072832  

27. And a kid went snorkelling in a fountain in Nottingham town centre.

Image: Twitter: @bethhsharples