Man banned from playgrounds after having sex with a slide…for the second time

There are not many forces in the world that can overcome the love a man has for his slide, but the law is one of them.

Christopher Johnson, aged 46, has been prohibited from visiting playgrounds or literally anywhere that has slides after he was arrested for making love to a piece of playground equipment on August 18 after dark. We're not quite sure how you'd go about telling your mates about that particular preference... According to The Coventry Telegraph, he has also been ordered to undergo sex offender treatment for 18 months, which makes sense considering this is his second slide-related sexual offence in two years. Does this guy know that you can just buy your own slides?