Chinese medical center invents $13k ‘sperm-extraction’ machine for men

Warning: you won't be able to unsee this

A medical center in China has invented an "automatic sperm collector" machine designed for men who are too embarrassed to masturbate at hospital - and can even apparently help treat premature ejaculation. The SW-3701 Trolley Type Sperm Collector was created by the Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Technology Center to "help clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting." The terrifying Dalek-like device was manufactured by Sanwe and sell for the staggering sum of between $13,000, according to NowThis (although it looks like you can pick one up online for between $2,000-$3,000, if you so wish...) Men's Health reports that Sanwe is a medical equipment company based in Xuzhou, Jiangsu, China that also manufactures machines including colposcopes, ultrasound scanners and mammary gland apparatuses. According to the product description online, the machine can "simulate vaginal environment, and through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc., act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection be fast and safe."

Users are also able to adjust massage frequency, motion frequency and motion journey.

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1116079152208199681 Along with collecting sperm for donation or medical analysis, the device can apparently also be used to provide "premature ejaculation desensitization training." The machine's "strong currents impact and rub the penis repeatedly in order to reduce the excitability of nerve endings so as to passivate the nerves and the surface of the penis, and regulate the sex nerve center in order to minimize nerve sensitivity and improve ejaculatory threshold to treat premature ejaculation." https://twitter.com/AngryManTV/status/1114263114730606598?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1114263114730606598%7Ctwgr%5Eb84258ead900f4e3639aeb1f3fccb16c7da9713d%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.menshealth.com%2Fsex-women%2Fa27104322%2Fblowjob-machine-viral-video%2F And with that, it's probably time to take a break from the internet for a few hours. Related links:

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