18 things only your housemates can know about you

1. They have the privilege of seeing you before a big night out

Photo: @HannahBready_  

2. And the state you return in after

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3. Not to mention your extraordinary hangover the next day

Photo: @ChristaDoolan  

4. They're witnesses to the horrors you create in the kitchen

https://twitter.com/tobygreen90/status/177863697107124224 ...looks pretty good, tbh.  

5. They also see the true extent of your Domino's habit

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6. They've got a pretty decent idea of what your sex life is like

 

7. Or how, er, independent you are

 

8. They know what your bedroom looks like when you don't have a potential love interest coming round

Photo: @djgklh "Where did the cats come from?" "They come, they go. We keep it casual."  

9. They know how particular you are about your special mug

Photo: @_fosteralex In other words: they don't touch your special mug.  

10. And they know the way you like your tea in your special mug

Photo: @seanbigfellamel NOT like that.  

11. They know all-too-well about the length of time you spend in the bathroom

Photo: 20th Century Fox  

12. But hopefully not exactly what you're doing in there

Photo: 20th Century Fox Don't @ us, Simpsons fans. We know these scenes aren't sequential.  

13. They know just how much of your humour relies on quotes

Photo: 20th Century Fox Relying on quotes from The Simpsons? We couldn't possibly relate.  

14. They know the full extent of your laziness

Photo: @oliviaharvey123 Not only are you too lazy to go and talk to them, you're too lazy to even text.  

15. And maybe this sometimes - sometimes - trips over into housework

Photo: @juliecgardner "There wasn't time to do the dishes, I was too busy doing your mother." "See, this is why I moved out, Dad. Now please get out of my house."  

16. They're the only ones privileged enough to get your excellent notes

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17. Or your excellent pranks

Photo: @TheHever  

18. But above all, they know how astonishingly terrible you are at FIFA

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