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Published 09:34 25 Dec 2018 GMT
Updated 11:35 24 Feb 2019 GMT

This blokes is 34, he lives in London and works as a Revenue Control Team Leader. And a far as illustrations that Tinder - and indeed life - are not fair go, he's a pretty good example.
While for most of topless pics are a one-way ticket to left swipe hotel, David, manages to be one of the hottest prospects in the entirety of the UK by virtue of having a jawline chiselled from marble. What's more, he even has the audacity to admit that his bio simply reads "Midlands boy, living in the big smoke" and his killer opener on the dating app is "how are you?".
Eat that in Sonny Jim: while the rest of us have to invest time in developing an interest in music, or art, or politics, or whatever else to make ourselves in someway interesting to members of the opposite sex - this guy's out there getting lucky off C&Ped "how are you?"s and wink-with-tongue-out emojis. I guess we just have to play the cards we're dealt.
Here is a selection of the rest:
All image credit: Tinder
You call see the rest of the bunch over at the Cosmopolitan website.