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21st Jun 2016

This man has an ingenious method of getting rid of spiders

Works every time

Alan Loughnane

Watch and learn…

Arachnophobia is very real amongst a large proportion of the population and symptoms of the phobia include profuse sweating, irritability and loss of bladder control.

Loss of bladder control is the most common as people shit themselves when they see a particularly big spider lurking in their bathroom, and to be honest we all know the feeling.

You wake up in the middle of the night with a sudden urge to use the toilet and all you want to do is piss in peace and then you see it staring back at you. A tiny little ball of hate with eight legs and no soul. You know it’s you vs them and you’ll be damned if you’re going to let a spider boss you around in your own home.

Now some of you might be of the opinion that spiders aren’t hurting anyone, and that you should dispose of them humanely, while the rest of us take a kill-on-sight approach that has proved pretty effective so far.

Luckily, there’s this handy video which should help you decide what to do if, god forbid, one of the eight-legged fiends ever finds its way into your life.

The video is only short, so make sure you watch closely.

Video via Gus Johnson

Yes, spiders were harmed in the making of this video.