15 things you’ve definitely said to your mates when drunk
Drinking is the great leveller: eventually everyone ends up horizontal.
There's no shortage of funny things that happen when you're on a big one with the lads. There's no shortage of things that can go horrifically wrong either, but that's why we always remember to drink responsibly, isn't it?
One thing you can rely on is the quality of the conversation, the chit-chat. The banter, if you will. You might not remember what you said, but you can guarantee someone's got a Snap of it on their phone.
1. Have you seen this?
2. Honestly, mate, I’m fine.
3. I need this glass. I'm taking this glass.
4. I don't need to go home, I'm not tired yet.
5. You're my best mate and I love you, man.
6. No, really, I fucking love you.
7. Can't believe I'm still getting ID'd.
8. I'm good, mate. Just having a quick lie down.
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9. Can you roll me a cigare-
10. Bullshit, I am definitely stronger than you.
11. Fuck it, I'm texting her.
12. We keep talking about it, but let's actually do it this time. Let's [insert harebrained scheme you both know you'll never do because it's fucking stupid].
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"Mate, I'm telling you, skurfboards are the future of transport. We're gonna be minted."
13. Yes, I am going to eat all this.
14. How long have we been drinking now?
15. Mate, I'm fucked... I need a drink.
And that's the bottom line.
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