15 things you’ve definitely said to your mates when drunk 5 years ago

15 things you’ve definitely said to your mates when drunk

Drinking is the great leveller: eventually everyone ends up horizontal.

There's no shortage of funny things that happen when you're on a big one with the lads. There's no shortage of things that can go horrifically wrong either, but that's why we always remember to drink responsibly, isn't it?

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One thing you can rely on is the quality of the conversation, the chit-chat. The banter, if you will. You might not remember what you said, but you can guarantee someone's got a Snap of it on their phone.

1. Have you seen this?

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2. Honestly, mate, I’m fine.

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3. I need this glass. I'm taking this glass.

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4. I don't need to go home, I'm not tired yet.

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5. You're my best mate and I love you, man.

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6. No, really, I fucking love you.

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7. Can't believe I'm still getting ID'd.

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8. I'm good, mate. Just having a quick lie down.

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9. Can you roll me a cigare-

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10. Bullshit, I am definitely stronger than you.

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11. Fuck it, I'm texting her.

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12. We keep talking about it, but let's actually do it this time. Let's [insert harebrained scheme you both know you'll never do because it's fucking stupid].

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"Mate, I'm telling you, skurfboards are the future of transport. We're gonna be minted."

13. Yes, I am going to eat all this.

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14. How long have we been drinking now?

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15. Mate, I'm fucked... I need a drink.

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And that's the bottom line.

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