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2nd December 2016
01:11pm GMT

The scene of the crime. Photo: Mtaylor848
Or there's this story from James Parker, Lead Social Creative at JOE.co.uk (@panoparker)."I was at this house party in Essex, having a good time, drinking a little bit. Things kind of got out of hand and the police turned up at this house party, so we all bailed. We were hopping over fences to get away from police - we could hear the sirens coming down the street and we were not in the right state of mind to be there when the police arrived. "We carried on hopping over the gardens, but my friends stopped as I was climbing to the top of the next gate. I fell over the side of it, and it turns out that it was a local garden centre. There was a fish pond underneath me and I landed in it. It was lovely, had loads of koi, but I accidentally sat on one and killed it. I killed a koi carp with my own behind. "I was immediately caught by security as the alarms went off - I had to actually face the police that evening for trespassing. I was let off because the policeman could not take it seriously, which was hilarious. I got fined £80, which is probably the best I could have gotten out of that situation, and I also had my picture taken at the garden centre. To this day, if you go to Poplar Nurseries there is a picture of my face saying, 'Do not let this man in'."
RIP. Photo: Pixabay
So what's the stupidest situation you've gotten into that ended with someone chucking you out onto the street? Nothing dangerous or very illegal, please. You can save those stories for your best-sellling memoir: "My Life and Other Mistakes". Give us a comment on Facebook and if you've got a good story, we'll include it in a follow-up article. If you don't have a good story, then you need to live a little. Or you're making good decisions with your life. It's hard to say which. Feature: @sadradlesbo / NBCExplore more on these topics: