New research shows were you rank in the world for penis size 4 years ago

New research shows were you rank in the world for penis size

Depending on what you're packing, this will make you rather feel smug or pretty inadequate.

A new study published on Target Map shows the average size of erect penises (penii?) around the world, and they've even colour-coded a world map so you know exactly where in the world the biggest and smallest wangs are prevalent.

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Due to the metric system, the information is provided in centimetres rather than inches, but it still gives you a handy comparison of country-by-country knob length. According to the data, the UK doesn't do too badly, with a median member size.

We sit alongside the United States, France and Germany in the middle-table position (so we're like the Everton of dicks), with typical penis sizes ranging between 12.9 and 14.7 centimetres.

If you're wondering who's mixed up in the rod-size relegation scrap, it's India and the likes of Thailand and Malaysia. They're either the smallest or the most honest of course.

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As for the biggest, well it seems that West Africa is the most noticeably well-endowed region of the world with an average of between 16.1 and 17.9 centimetres.

Here's a broad summary:

16.10 - 17.9 centimetres (largest)

Ghana

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Gabon

Jamaica

Haiti

Nigeria

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14.7 - 16.10 centimetres

Australia

Italy

Norway

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Mexico

South Africa

12.9 - 14.7 centimetres

United States

France

Germany

United Kingdom

Spain

10.5 - 12.9 centimetres

Russia

Japan

Brazil

Indonesia

Greece

9.30 - 10.5 centimetres (smallest)

India

Sri Lanka

Thailand

Malaysia

South Korea

...still, size isn't everything. At least that's what we're telling ourselves.

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