Life | 10 months ago
21 things you could only see in a Wetherspoons
You come for the cheap beer, but you stay because the floor is sticky.

1. Someone in a giant dick costume casually mingling with the rest of the punters

Photo: @avin_a_mair

 

2. A guy enjoying the warm breeze on his dick that only a hand dryer can provide

 

3. A mulitpack of Wotsits discarded in the toilets

Photo: @Tim_Sellick

 

4. Crucial updates on the calorie content of chips

Photo: @Piekos

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5. Your favourite superheroes relieving themselves

 

6. An old fella wearing a gilet made of beer mats

Photo: @Flipflop82Ph

Otherwise known as 'The Most Wetherspoons Thing Ever'.

 

7. Sauces in the urinal

Photo: @pandy280884

 

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8. Shit in the urinal

Guys, stop putting things that aren't urine in the urinal.

 

9. It's the only place where Newcastle Brown Ale can be considered a world beer

 

10. 'Criminals' openly chatting about their 'crimes'

Filing this one under 'Things That Definitely Happened'.

 

11. Old boys having a shave in the toilets

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Gotta look sharp for the big CAMRA meeting.

 

12. People who swapped fashion for comfort a long time ago

Photo: @Bob_TheBaldie

 

13. In Wetherspoons you can see someone getting some big news and getting a round in to celebrate almost simultaneously

 

14. It's the only place where you run the risk of matching your shirt with the plates

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Photo: @ellisedentonxx

 

15. Nowhere else has banter levels running so dangerously high

Photo: @joewakefordcom

 

16. Of course there's the obligatory dude in a lizard mask having a drink

Photo: @midnightinquire

 

17. People openly coming in just to steal the sauce sachets

 

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18. Ladies leaving important articles behind

 

19. The world's most depressing cream tea

Photo: @Ross_Poet

 

20. Someone in a full dinosaur costume

Photo: @dinohireuk

 

21. Aaand a Chuckle Brother having a spot of lunch

No one appreciates Curry Club more than Paul Chuckle.

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Feature: @pandy280884 / @ellisedentonxx

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