Take our ultimate manly man test
Do you have a penis and testicles? An X chromosome and a Y? Congratulations: you're probably a man.
Obviously there's more to a man than what's in his pants/genetics. So how do we define him? By the things he does and does not do, of course. You might think that a man is defined by the way he treats others, by his honesty, dedication and self-respect, or by whatever means he chooses to define himself, but you'd be wrong.
Nope, manliness is a completely arbitrary set of checkboxes, and the more you tick, the manlier you are. By now you should have realised this is all nonsense, but hell, let's see how 'manly' you are anyway.
Feature image: Richard K. Fox / Jeremy Keith