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20th Apr 2016

How you think you act when drunk vs reality…

Don't text your ex...

Richard Beech

1) Clothes.

How you think your clothes look when you’re drunk:

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How your clothes actually look when you’re drunk:

https://twitter.com/chanelpuke/status/522843704927977472

2) Selfies.

The selfie you think you’re taking when you’re drunk:

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The selfie you’re actually taking when you’re drunk:

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3) Dancing.

How you think you’re dancing when you’re drunk:

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How you’re actually dancing when you’re drunk:

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4) Trying to give someone the eye when you’re drunk.

How you think you look:

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How you actually look:

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5) Texting your ex.

The text you think you’ve sent:

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The text you’ve actually sent:

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6) Eating when drunk.

The food you think you’re eating:

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The food you’re actually eating:

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7) Texting your boss.

The text you think you’ve sent:

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The text you’ve actually sent:

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8) Peeing when drunk.

How accurate you think you are at peeing when drunk:

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How accurate you actually are:

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9) Talking to the bouncer when drunk.

What you think is happening:

What is actually happening:

https://twitter.com/jvssxca/status/703787488683364353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

10) Getting home when drunk.

How you think it’s going:

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How it’s actually going:

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11) Chatting to the taxi driver.

What you think is happening:

What is actually happening:

https://twitter.com/GinaMirabelli/status/718985730060464129

12) Trying to enter the house quietly when you get home drunk.

How you think it’s going:

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How it’s actually going:

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13) But even though you feel like death when you wake up, it was completely worth it.

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Topics:

Drinking