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31st Jan 2017

Great news because Celebrations’ Teasers are now being sold in individual boxes

What took them so long.

Paul Moore

This could save a few festive arguments.

There are few things more disappointing at Christmas than getting the box of Celebrations and scrabbling around for a few seconds before the awful truth dawns.

Your treacherous relatives have eaten all the f***ing Teasers before you’ve even had a chance. If they are real sadists they will have just left you a few Bounty’s. To rub it in.

If anything, for the vast majority of the populous, a box of Celebrations is just an exercise in truffling out the precious Teasers before discarding the rest altogether.

Until now, as it’s emerged that Teasers are now being sold separately.

So now you can cut out all the extraneous chocolates and just go straight to the Celebrations payload.

The only question now, is what took them so long?

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Chocolate