Fixing a car dent with a dildo is the maintenance tip you didn't know you needed 5 years ago

Fixing a car dent with a dildo is the maintenance tip you didn't know you needed

There are some basic car maintenance things every driver should know.

How to check your oil, how to change a tyre, how to fit a new headlight - the basics, y'know?

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Then there are issues that most drivers would consult a professional for. A dent falls somewhere between the two; you can probably fix it yourself, you just need the know-how.

There are a million different hacks, hints and tips that motorists use to take care of their cars, but we're betting you've never thought of this one.

Please, watch and enjoy learning how to fix a car dent with a dildo.

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There are a number of things to note in this video.

First, the trick seems to work perfectly - the dent snaps right out, leaving the car looking flush and fresh.

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Second, the young woman fixing the dent doesn't even pause to put down her cigarette. Just blasts right on through.

Third, and we don't know if you noticed, but that is a big fucking dildo.

So next time the AA guy turns up and he's carrying a nine-inch wobbler, don't be alarmed - he's a professional. He knows what he's doing.