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01st Dec 2016

17 funny yet mildly evil things couples do to each other in bed

Cold hands, cold hands!

Rich Cooper

1. Sleeping diagonally across the bed

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Photo: @meeshannn

 

2. Sleeping horizontally across the bed

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Photo: @Dee_Ee_Pea

 

3. Sleeping spread eagle across the bed

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Photo: @dominicuppiah

 

4. Sneakily lifting the duvet off them to let the cold air in

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Photo: @ellzaa_bakes

 

5. Completely whipping the duvet off and fully exposing them to the cold

 

6. Putting your cold hands on their warm, unsuspecting back

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7. Coming back pissed and clambering all over them as you try to get into bed

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8. Farting, relentlessly and unapologetically

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No can do.

 

9. Slowly but surely pushing them off the bed

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Photo: @emthrax

 

10. Stealing the duvet in the middle of the night

 

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Photo: @RobynPinder8

 

11. Then rolling yourself up in it so they can’t even steal it back

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12. Initiating unwarranted wrestling matches

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“Night, darling.”

“Night, love. Sleep wel- WHAT?! IT’S A SUPLEX, OUT OF NOWHERE! OH MY GOD!”

 

13. Surprising them with a loving yet merciless tickle

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14. Thrashing around for no reason other than to be annoying

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15. Waking up angry about something your partner did in a dream

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“You broke up with me so you could go out with your own shadow, you selfish prick!”

“But… what?”

 

16. Breathing your morning breath in their face

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17. Not letting them get into bed, especially when they’re really tired

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“I know it’s been a long day and you’d really like to go to sleep, but… no.”

 

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