We've got nothing against America. After all, our transatlantic cousins did give us Arrested Development and KFC.
But if America is going to come at us with badly punctuated cultural observations - we're going to hit back.
A 16-year-old recently took to Twitter to highlight his observations about supposedly weird things that British people do. The account has since been made private - presumably due to the relentless whirlwind of disapproving tutting that came his way - but we've included some of his criticisms below.
"RED BUSES EVERYWHERE"
"Why do y'all say maths like what's the point in making it plural it's just math"
"What the f--- is a scone it's called a biscuit"
Anyway, it seemed only fair that Brits returned the favour, and the hashtag #weirdthingsamericansdo soon came alive...
https://twitter.com/NatalieJ74/status/715530836028862465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/Norgrove01/status/715512093466869760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/23_S_G/status/715293551865815040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/Ita_lion13/status/715517048172969984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/aarontye95/status/715316437674500096
https://twitter.com/JaymesMusson/status/715245634312388608
https://twitter.com/Gissa64/status/715517654967197696
https://twitter.com/Alex__Butcher/status/715505388909625344
https://twitter.com/Kenny_Hanworth/status/715527342488166400
https://twitter.com/BreezyVsBrian/status/715522110484004864
https://twitter.com/chiller/status/715596484671090688
Touché.
