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https://twitter.com/izzitdfc/status/828341414547296256
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Thou shalt mutter "You're welcome" under your breath, to the person who didn't thank you for holding the door. #AwfullyBritishCommandments
— Jo Brace (@JoBrace) February 5, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishCommandments Thou shalt not have a croissant for breakfast where there is a full English on offer.
— nina 💙 (@manorparked) February 5, 2017
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When abroad you shalt seek out other British idiots with whom to debauch thyself #AwfullyBritishCommandments pic.twitter.com/JV6AtGG8aN
— Crispy Zebra ☀️🦓🇪🇺 (@zebra_crispy) February 5, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishCommandments The correct and proper response to anyone uttering the words "To Me" in whatever context will always be "To You"
— Paul Terry (@SurrealPaulT) February 5, 2017
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Thou shall uphold our long-held respectable stereotypes and deny that we've become a nation of rowdy drunkards #AwfullyBritishCommandments pic.twitter.com/yxBxqEK9Ro
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) February 5, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishCommandments
Thou must shout wanker when you see a car with a crap personal reg— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) February 5, 2017
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Thou shan't speak to anyone at all on a train full of people. At all. #AwfullyBritishCommandments
— Řö Śšh (@Friednoodlepie) February 5, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishCommandments Thou shall not jump the queue!
— MichaelTCoffee (@MichaelCuppa) February 5, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishCommandments
Thou shall insist food is 'perfect' with a weak smile, even while projectile vomiting onto restaurant floor— Tipsywitch 💚❤️👻 (@Tipsywitch78) February 5, 2017
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Thou shalt fold pub crisp packets into triangles, always #AwfullyBritishCommandments pic.twitter.com/aBfNck7hWC
— 1024_KB (@1024_KB) February 5, 2017
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Thou shalt honour thy left and right indicators. #AwfullyBritishCommandments
— Kerrin McInroy-Tarr (@KerrinTarr) February 5, 2017
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https://twitter.com/izzitdfc/status/828337914757136389
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#AwfullyBritishCommandments thou shalt fly to another country by way of a holiday then seek out the nearest McDonald's to eat 'proper food'😃
— Michelle P 🐈⬛💙🏴 (@snowangelmrsp) February 5, 2017
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Newspapers shalt measure hot days in Fahrenheit, but cold days in Celsius #AwfullyBritishCommandments pic.twitter.com/1wBVGlaKVZ
— 𝘙𝘰𝘣 𝘍𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 (@r0bwfoster) February 5, 2017
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Thou shall expect to win every World Cup and Euro tournament with just the spirit of 66. #AwfullyBritishCommandments
— Thorney Park Productions (@FollowCrowMovie) February 5, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishCommandments
Invading Spiders must be removed by the pint glass and something thin underneath trick— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) February 5, 2017
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