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Published 22:30 24 Oct 2016 BST
And now, just when you thought that the wayward forward had finally resolved to let his feet do the talking, he slaps every hard-working football fan, nurse, soldier and Olympian in the face with the erratic and wilful expenditure of his own income.
First we had to endure the player shamelessly flaunting his grotesque wealth in a private video meant only for family and friends. It of course featured a crystal-encrusted bathroom sink that he selfishly bought as a present for his mother.
And now, as if to mock us all for earning in a year what he manages in a single day, Sterling was spotted travelling back from a holiday break in southern Spain on an easyJet flight. That's right - like the average person in the street. The absolute nerve.
It was almost as if the budget airline was the only service offering a direct flight to Manchester.
https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/790530793319829504
If Sterling had any decency whatsoever, he'd check with Fleet Street's finest before spending too much or too little of his own money. There could even be a carefully defined 'Goldilocks' system to adhere to - recklessly expensive, embarrassingly cheap, and just right.
But of course that won't happen. Sterling will continue to blissfully live his life with scant regard for the opinions of those who know best - tabloid journalists. May they continue to bravely shine a light on his shocking behaviour with their stale coffee breath utterances and crumb-infested keyboards of truth.
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