15 video game name choices that will never not be funny

Oh. So you went for your own name, did you? You switched on an RPG, settled down on the sofa, and laboriously typed out J-a-m-e-s without a care? You've let us all down. If you'd just put a little bit of (dirty) thought into it, you could've changed this world forever. Thankfully, even though Hyrule and Princess Peach might, we don't need you. We have these 15 people to amuse our (admittedly juvenile) selves with.