The Stone Roses – what lengths fans will go to for tickets

As we know, this is NOT a drill, a day after rumours surfaced about The Stone Roses returning, they've resurrected and announced three headline gigs for 2016.

Tickets for the concerts go on sale on Friday, November 6 at 9:30am, and there's no denying it's going to take skill, luck and a bank account in the black to get them. But kick a panda, punch an OAP? Here's what desperate fans are threatening to do...

Trade in family members

https://twitter.com/scottbchapman/status/661153897680117761

Pets...

https://twitter.com/warne97/status/661214891446050816

Kick a panda...

https://twitter.com/jademokhtariann/status/661215661931298816

It won't be this hard, surely

https://twitter.com/JMarleyWrites/status/661261390167089152

 Already defeated

https://twitter.com/BenCourtney_/status/661257535169646592

 This isn't the spirit now, is it?

https://twitter.com/Maxcodona1/status/661176434933833728

Nor this...

https://twitter.com/DuncanFisher4/status/661163488488878081

It's first come, first served, no presale, good luck

https://twitter.com/gordonsmart/status/661258522475282433

The following sites will all be selling tickets on Friday:

www.gigsandtours.com www.ticketmaster.co.uk www.tinthepark.com