Ew
Great news for that weird kid you went to school with who always had DVDs of the most disgusting, weird and obscure films: Tom Six is back.
Ok, Tom Six might not quite have the name recognition of Tarantino, Scorsese or Nolan. But even if you’ve never seen any of the Dutch directors films, you’ll definitely be aware of his work. Six is the, er, ‘genius’ behind
The Human Centipede movies. You know – the films about, er, the mad scientist who surgically attaches his victims, er, mouth to anus. A doctor was even consulted, so that the posters could claim the it is “100% medically accurate." Six followed it up with two sequels, which only made things worst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glfBurdSUS8&t=13s
Now, he has announced his next movie, and shockingly, it appears to be a Pixar-style animation suitable for family audiences.
No, only joking, it is actually about wanking.
The film is called
The Onania Club. ‘Onania’ is an out-dated term for masturbation, and also refer to the birth control method of removing the penis from the vagina before ejaculation. So yeah, it seems to be in Six’s wheelhouse.
https://twitter.com/tom_six/status/998994421545947142?tfw_site=MetroUK&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fmetro.co.uk%2F2018%2F05%2F23%2Fhuman-centipede-director-promises-next-film-will-vile-inhumane-movie-experience-time-7571468%2F
Six tweeted the poster, with the tagline “Come and see, see and come”, because he is definitely a real grown up serious filmmaker and not a giggling 13 year old boy. There’s not really any more plot details as of yet, but Six did tell
IndieWire that
The Onania Club “will be one of the most vile, inhumane movie experiences of all time.”
Strangely though, Six was pretty eager to show off how woke he is. He added that the thriller will feature “mostly strong female characters”, and it will “definitely pass the Bechdel test with flying colours.”
Announced cast includes Jessica Morris, Darcy DeMoss, Deborah Twiss, Karen Strassman, and Flo Lawrence, and it is pegged for a late 2018 release.
