Stormzy is the best guy ever.
Grime's new poster boy is not the best guy ever because he managed to coin his very own
Nando's burger, impressive as that is.
Nor is he the best guy ever because he took on Simon Cowell and the X Factor in the
Christmas no.1 race with his song, 'Shut Up', although we definitely bought it at least three times.
He's not even the best guy ever because he's mates with
Paul Pogba.
No: while all of the above things endear Stormzy to us no end, the reason Stormzy is the best guy ever is because he's invited you to Thorpe Park for his birthday.
And you think we're joking. The London-based MC floated the idea on his Twitter account a few days ago.
https://twitter.com/Stormzy1/status/743037047003316224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
It wasn't long before followers decided they wanted in.
https://twitter.com/ECruzal/status/743042066524045312
https://twitter.com/SoShanz/status/743069964286976001
https://twitter.com/DJohn_Sercombe/status/743043674334998528
At this point you would have forgiven Stormzy for admitting that he might not have thought this one through. But he wasn't about to bail on this birthday party. Oh no.
https://twitter.com/Stormzy1/status/743046228284477440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/Stormzy1/status/743054223517057024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Realising that the big birthday bash might get a bit pricey, Stormzy wisely decided to haggle for a reduced price from the theme park. And it bloody worked.
https://twitter.com/THORPEPARK/status/743053666039570432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Game on.
https://twitter.com/Stormzy1/status/743054071326724097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
So it's official: Stormzy is taking 200-odd fans to Thorpe Park for roller coasters and grime freestyles. We want in.
