21 moments that prove Schmidt is 100% the best character on New Girl

1. When all he wanted was a lionfish:

 

2. When he ordered the most Schmidt thing ever:

 

3. When he was the king of breaking people up:

 

4. When he discovered Winston was colourblind:

 

5. When things were looking bleak:

 

6. When he just couldn't deal with Nick's clothes:

 

7. When he had to put money in the douchebag jar:

 

8. And then had to do it again:

 

9. When he had to meet the "new guy":

 

10. When he explained his childhood:

 

11. When he was obsessed with the size of Nick's penis:

 

12. And when his own penis had a heart attack:

 

13. When he tried to get himself a new squeeze:

 

14. When he got frustrated at Winston's puzzling:

 

15. When he had impossibly well-hidden nipples:

 

16. When he didn't quite understand English:

 

17. When he got into parkour:

 

18. When Nick used his conditioner:

 

19. When he explained his unique sexual prowess:

 

20. When he debunked Cece's theory:

 

21. And all the times he complained about the people he hates most:

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