The JOE Friday Pub Quiz: Week 125

I forced a bot to read every JOE Friday Pub Quiz intro and then asked it to write one of its own. Here's what it came up with.

Hello, quizmen! I am drunk again. Yes, another heavy week of being me has led to this moment, your favourite of the week: the JOE Friday Pub Quiz. It's time for me to share too much about myself and hope you will laugh. In this week's pointless ramble things to fill the void, which I'm sure everyone will read, I will discuss: rude things people have said to me, lower back pain, and staring in the face of eternal terror. Ha! Haha! These are my themes for jokes: life is not as good as you would hope sometimes; made-up phrases and words that sound funny but are not real; long narrative arcs. This week's rounds are: Obscure Foods, Old Prime Ministers, Sport Sport Sport, The Language of the French, and Who Is That Man? Please enjoy. Goodbye!