“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’ but there is a ‘U’ in ‘You are an idiot’”.
Just a few profound words from the most quotable man in Britain, Danny Dyer, right there.
While we'd possibly stop slightly short of calling the potty-mouthed cockney a national treasure just yet, his extremely entertaining - not to mention topically diverse -
Twitter account will never let you down, and he's still the only celebrity we can think of with a public vendetta against ducks.
https://twitter.com/MrDDyer/status/380377522174570496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
These days most of his time is occupied by EastEnders, but long before Albert Square Danny Dyer was out there making some of the most important footballing documentaries ever committed to camera.
These are, of course, all available to watch in their entirety on the internet, but thanks to
Wil Jones of
Complex UK you can also bash through the back catalogue in no time at all.
Not along ago he edited down all of
Danny Dyer's Real Football Factories into a Proper Fackin Nawty
one-minute clip, and now he's done the same with the equally essential
Football Foul-ups - this time condensing the show into 90 seconds.
https://twitter.com/AchinglyChic/status/791751566898462720
We presume Wil Jones intends to keep producing these supercuts until everything Danny Dyer's ever done can be enjoyed in less time than it takes to run a bath. We're all for that.
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