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22nd February 2018
11:37am GMT

"Who?" "It must be a slow news day today" "I do not care" "F**k off" "Okay. Thanks for letting me know"Basically, the point that Cheryl was trying to get across was that herself and her boyfriend with a net worth of £54 million are extremely happy together and will not be splitting up.ever. How could they possibly call time on a relationship that has such banter as 'Don't stop' being their safe word. The banter is relentless. People die having never experienced such an intense level of banter in their entire lives. A safe word usually signifies that someone wants to halt the proceedings, but 'Don't stop' will confuse the other party. Pandemonium will ensue! It is very funny. Anyway, Cape Town is about to run out of water. It's looking like the city's entire population of 4 million people are going to have their access to water completely cut off as soon as July. This is huge. Please read about that rather than celebrity trash.
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