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  • Stop waking up sweating with this mattress that will ‘keep you cool all night’

    Stop waking up sweating with this mattress that will ‘keep you cool all night’

    ‘It genuinely makes a difference’ If you’re someone who’s a chronic hot sleeper and worried about the upcoming summer months it might be time to invest in a cooling mattress. There’s nothing worse than being disturbed throughout the night because you’re waking up overheating or sweating. Luckily, everyone’s favourite mattress brand Simba Sleep has launched […]

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  • Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate reveals details of paedophile’s possible ‘suicide note’

    Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate reveals details of paedophile’s possible ‘suicide note’

    The note has reportedly been kept secret for seven years The cellmate of Jeffrey Epstein has revealed the details of the paedophile’s possible suicide note. Epstein died unexpectedly in custody while he was being held at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, New York in 2019. He died in the lead-up to his high-profile trial […]

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  • Ex-Spandau Ballet star jailed for 14 years for rape and sexual assault

    Ex-Spandau Ballet star jailed for 14 years for rape and sexual assault

    He has received his sentenced A former Spandau Ballet star has been jailed for 14 years for rape and sexual assault. Ross Davidson who used the stage name Ross Wild performed as the singer for the famous band in 2018 and starred in Queen-based West End musical We Will Rock You. The 37-year-old was convicted […]

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  • Only 1 in 20 millennials have fulfilled their teenage dreams

    Only 1 in 20 millennials have fulfilled their teenage dreams

    Oh dear… Just one in 20 millennials have achieved their teenage ambitions – with many missing key milestones taken for granted by older generations. A quarter (26 per cent) are yet to reach homeownership – despite previously believing they would have by now – with 68 per cent renting and 23 per cent still living […]

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  • GK Barry revealed in new role as pubic hair officer

    GK Barry revealed in new role as pubic hair officer

    GK Barry has a new job! GK Barry has taken on a new role – as Gillette Venus’ Chief Pubic Officer – after research revealed that more than eight in 10 women suffer from post-shave pubic irritation. The study of 2,000 women found 86 per cent have been left feeling uncomfortable after shaving ‘down there’, […]

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  • I saved for my first house by making TikTok videos and selling jewellery on Depop

    I saved for my first house by making TikTok videos and selling jewellery on Depop

    More Brits than ever are side hustling their way to home ownership For many young people, getting onto the property ladder can feel impossible. But for Anya Jones, a 25-year-old nurse from Wales, a creative side hustle built from sea glass, TikTok and Depop helped her and her husband buy their first home years earlier […]

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  • Mykhailo Mudryk given maximum punishment for anti-doping offence

    Mykhailo Mudryk given maximum punishment for anti-doping offence

    He has learnt his shocking fate Chelsea winger Mykhailo Mudryk has discovered his punishment after being charged by the Football Association over anti-doping offences, as reported first by the journalist Ben Jacobs. The Ukrainian forward last played for the Blues in 2024, just a year after he had joined the London club from Shakhtar Donetsk in […]

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  • Tyson Fury vs Anthony Joshua fight ‘up in the air due to strange demand’

    Tyson Fury vs Anthony Joshua fight ‘up in the air due to strange demand’

    It could reportedly be cancelled. The hugely anticipated boxing clash between Anthony Joshua vs Tyson could be up in the air due to a strange demand, as per Irish Mirror. The duo are finally set to fight later this year, after Eddie Hearn confirmed a deal had been struck for the most significant fight in […]

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  • How to watch PSG vs Bayern for free

    How to watch PSG vs Bayern for free

    This is the big one! This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a commission on any sales generated from it. PSG take on Bayern Munich in a mammoth Champions League clash tonight at 8pm GMT. Luckily for football enthusiasts, you can stream the game for free here. The streaming service gets one live UCL […]

    1 month ago

  • Harry Maguire aims dig at Ruben Amorim live on-air as United win again

    Harry Maguire aims dig at Ruben Amorim live on-air as United win again

    He compared time under Amorim and Michael Carrick. It’s fair to say life under Michael Carrick has improved Man United, with the club now sitting pretty 3rd in the table and Champions League qualification nearly secured. Goals from Casemiro and Benjamin Sesko against the Bees sealed back-to-back victories for the Red Devils and a priceless […]

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  • Zia Yusuf sends threatening ‘carpet bombing’ message to Labour MPs ahead of Starmer vote

    Zia Yusuf sends threatening ‘carpet bombing’ message to Labour MPs ahead of Starmer vote

    The self-appointed Shadow Home Secretary has sparked outrage with the tweet. Reform UK’s Home Affairs spokesperson Zia Yusuf has sparked outrage after posting an incendiary message to Labour MPs ahead of a parliamentary vote on whether Prime Minister Keir Starmer should face an ethics investigation. In a post on X, Yusuf warned Labour backbenchers: “If you vote […]

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  • Real Madrid player ‘appears to mock’ Trent defending in viral La Liga clip

    Real Madrid player ‘appears to mock’ Trent defending in viral La Liga clip

    The clip has amassed millions of views. Dani Carvajal appeared to mock Trent Alexander-Arnold’s lax defending approach in Real Madrid’s 1-1 draw v Real Betis. As the hosts countered the left wing, Trent could be seen tracking back very slowly, with the ball much further up the field. Moving to Madrid last summer on a […]

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  • Stylist reveals how to recreate this year’s trending fancy dress looks

    Stylist reveals how to recreate this year’s trending fancy dress looks

    Brits love a bit of fancy dress! Stylist Mark Heyes has revealed how to recreate this year’s trending fancy dress looks for less, as research shows dressing up has become a national obsession. A poll of 2,000 adults revealed 43 per cent of Brits claim to have more fun when in fancy dress, while 38 per […]

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  • Cole Palmer signs as Coca-Cola’s football brand ambassador

    Cole Palmer signs as Coca-Cola’s football brand ambassador

    “It’s class!” The Coca-Cola Company have today welcomed England and Chelsea Star Cole Palmer as its newest brand ambassador, in a partnership that brings together one of the game’s most exciting young talents with one of the world’s most iconic brands. Whilst Palmer remains focused on performing at the highest level, he will feature in […]

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  • ‘The Voice’ singer Dylan Carter dies aged 24

    ‘The Voice’ singer Dylan Carter dies aged 24

    Sad news. ‘The Voice’ singer Dylan Carter has died aged 24 as per reports from TMZ. The news of the death of singer, who competed on the American version of the show, was shared by local reports. This comes after authorities told TMZ that a person had been killed on Saturday night in a single-car […]

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  • The FA Cup: Follow all of the action in our viral moments hub

    The FA Cup: Follow all of the action in our viral moments hub

    All eyes are on Leeds v Chelsea. The Premier League returns as Fulham host Aston Villa in the early kick off! Villa, looking for Champions League qualification, can go into third with a victory over their mid-table opponents. At 3pm, Liverpool host Crystal Palace, who will be wanting to catch up Man United in the […]

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  • Man dies after repeatedly telling doctors he thought he might have diabetes

    Man dies after repeatedly telling doctors he thought he might have diabetes

    He had raised concerns about worsening symptoms A man who repeatedly told a doctor he feared he had life-threatening diabetes died just days later from the condition after failing to get urgent medical treatment, an inquest heard. Joshua Haines, 30, was found dead at his home in Leeds, West Yorkshire, three days after calling a […]

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  • Most iconic British TV locations have been revealed

    Most iconic British TV locations have been revealed

    Some classics here The most iconic British TV locations have been revealed – including EastEnders, Last of the Summer Wine’s Holmfirth, and Bergerac’s Jersey. The top 20 list also included Coronation Street, Peckham Estate from Only Fools and Horses, Doc Martin’s Port Issac, and Craggy Island which featured in the 1995 sitcom, Father Ted. Other […]

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  • British motorists fined more than £14m for using phone while driving

    British motorists fined more than £14m for using phone while driving

    Using a mobile while driving was made illegal in 2003 More than 70,000 motorists were fined for using their mobiles at the wheel over the last three years – costing them £14million in penalties. Using a handheld mobile while driving was made illegal in 2003 and carries a typical fine of £200 and up to […]

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  • Scientists release previously extinct marsupial in Australia after 30 years

    Scientists release previously extinct marsupial in Australia after 30 years

    Incredible news A once-extinct marsupial has been released in Australia after being bred for survival. The eastern barred bandicoot was declared extinct in the wild in 1991 after the population dwindled to just 60 living in a rubbish tip in Victoria by the late 1980s. Previous attempts to reintroduce it have failed because of inbreeding. […]

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  • Liam Rosenior was ‘stitched up’ by two Chelsea players before his exit

    Liam Rosenior was ‘stitched up’ by two Chelsea players before his exit

    Gary Neville made an interesting point regarding his CFC sacking. Liam Rosenior’s reign at Chelsea did not end well, with the Premier League giants losing five league games in a row, without scoring a goal, something which hasn’t happened since 1912. During that torrid run of form, Chelsea were thrashed at Brighton and Everton, as […]

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  • Football Focus to come to an end after 52 years

    Football Focus to come to an end after 52 years

    Sad news for fans BBC Sport has announced the end of its iconic show Football Focus after 52 years on air. The show was first launched in 1974 and is known for giving footy fans their Saturday lunchtime fix of interviews, analysis and sport stories ahead of games kicking off. However, in recent years, the […]

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  • Why major airline are advertising for ‘Really Bad Photographer’

    Why major airline are advertising for ‘Really Bad Photographer’

    We all know someone who this applies to! Taking photos is one of the best parts about going on holiday. Whether it’s to share some snaps to show off your travels on Instagram, or some wholesome pictures to send into the family group chat, there’s many reasons to preserve your memories in pixel form. However, […]

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  • Shoppers can save huge 62% on product that will ‘transform your garden’

    Shoppers can save huge 62% on product that will ‘transform your garden’

    You can save a huge 62% on this garden canopy Shoppers are rushing to snap up this huge deal on a stylish garden canopy just in time for summer. This garden deal from Wowcher can help you transform your outdoor space – whether it’s the patio or lawn area – instantly. The online retailer has […]

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  • Man who claims to have world’s biggest penis says Oscar winner slid into his DMs

    Man who claims to have world’s biggest penis says Oscar winner slid into his DMs

    Which of Hollywood’s elite are gunning for the Falcon? Jonah Falcon, owner of the ‘world’s largest penis’ has claimed that Oscar-winners and Oscar-nominees are all after a night with him. The 51-year-old appeared on This Morning a few years back, and got pretty candid with Phillip Schofield and Josie Gibson about his A-list groupies. Gibson […]

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  • Huge fee Chelsea would have to pay Liam Rosenior should they sack him

    Huge fee Chelsea would have to pay Liam Rosenior should they sack him

    The Blues gaffer is under serious pressure as the defeats mount up. Chelsea are in a tough predicament. They’ve lost five league games in a row, without scoring, for the first time since 1912 – the year the Titanic sank. Tuesday night’s thrashing at Brighton was a brutal reality of the situation the club are […]

    1 month ago

  • Dad diagnosed with cancer after dismissing symptoms as heartburn

    Dad diagnosed with cancer after dismissing symptoms as heartburn

    He’s urging others not to dismiss their symptoms A dad-of-one has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer after dismissing the symptoms as heartburn. John Wardman, 60, had experienced acid reflux and heartburn for several years and frequently relied on Gaviscon to manage the discomfort. The businessman said he just assumed the symptoms were simply something he […]

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  • Benidorm star Elsie Kelly dies as tributes pour in

    Benidorm star Elsie Kelly dies as tributes pour in

    Sad news just in Elsie Kelly, star of ITV show Benidorm, has sadly died aged 89. Her agent confirmed the sad news, saying that Kelly died “surrounded by her family” yesterday, Tuesday, 21 April. The actress was best known for her role as Noreen Maltby in the ITV sitcom. Aside from Benidorm, Kelly also starred […]

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  • Beverley Callard shares emotional update after leaving I’m A Celeb

    Beverley Callard shares emotional update after leaving I’m A Celeb

    The former Corrie star quit the show due to medical reasons Beverley Callard has issued an emotional update after leaving I’m A Celebrity days before the show’s finale. I’m A Celebrity All-Stars is filmed ahead of airing on TV, with the celebs being flown out to South Africa in September of last year. Callard took […]

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  • Europa League player undergoes life saving surgery after stabbing attack

    Europa League player undergoes life saving surgery after stabbing attack

    The attack occurred on Sunday. Alamara Djabi, a 19-year-old FC Midtjylland midfielder, has undergone life-saving surgery, after being stabbed during the early hours of Sunday morning, as reported in The Mirror and quoted by the Danish football club. According to reports, Djabi was the victim of an attack in the Danish city of Herning, and […]

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  • Shoppers praise ‘game changer’ hair trimmer for sensitive skin

    Shoppers praise ‘game changer’ hair trimmer for sensitive skin

    ‘The best on sensitive skin’ Shoppers are praising this hair trimmer that delivers the perfect shave – even in the most intimate areas. The body and intimate hair trimmer is from Gillette and it promises up to 0% nicks and cuts as well as being safe for sensitive skin and areas. The trimmer comes with […]

    1 month ago

  • Patrice Evra brands Theo Walcott a ‘menace to society’ over Arsenal PL claim

    Patrice Evra brands Theo Walcott a ‘menace to society’ over Arsenal PL claim

    “He should not be on TV” Patrice Evra did not mince his words, when responding to Theo Walcott’s claim that the current Arsenal side could have been better than the 2008 Manchester United team. Working as a pundit for Prime Video back in January, after the Gunners had become the first English side ever to […]

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  • Tsunami warning issued as major earthquake hits off coast of Japan

    Tsunami warning issued as major earthquake hits off coast of Japan

    BREAKING A tsunami warning has been issued after a major earthquake hit off the coast of Japan. Sky News reports that a wave as big as three metres could hit the country within the next half an hour. The earthquake was originally recorded as 7.3 magnitude on the seismic scale, but it has since been […]

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  • Woman, 22, given 18 months to live after vaping since age 15

    Woman, 22, given 18 months to live after vaping since age 15

    Doctors initially told her to not worry A woman who started vaping aged 15 has been given 18 months to live – after being diagnosed with lung cancer aged 21. Kayley Boda, 22, was getting through one 600-puff a week when she started coughing up a brown substance with “grainy bits” in it in January […]

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  • Chris Packham urges pet owners to consider making their dogs vegan

    Chris Packham urges pet owners to consider making their dogs vegan

    The nature presenter has two dogs of his own TV host Chris Packham has suggested pet owners to consider making their dogs vegan. Speaking to Nick Ferrari on LBC, he explained that one of his dogs, poodle Sid, saw improvements in his health after turning to plant-based dog food. The pooch‘s blood fat reduced by […]

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  • Reform’s Richard Tice reportedly failed to pay £100,000 in tax

    Reform’s Richard Tice reportedly failed to pay £100,000 in tax

    The Reform Deputy Leader has responded to reports Reform UK’s Deputy Leader Ricard Tice allegedly failed to pay £100,000 in corporation tax, according to reports in The Sunday Times. The outlet reports that Tice failed to pay tax on any profits made from of his four shell companies between 2020 and 2022. The shell companies […]

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  • Parenting influencer accidentally runs over 23-month-old son with her car

    Parenting influencer accidentally runs over 23-month-old son with her car

    She said it was the ‘worst day’ of her life Parenting influencer Kelly Hopton-Jones has accidentally run over her 23-month-old son with her car. The 36-year-old said she was taking her daughter Lily to get doughnuts before a dance performance, and that her husband, Brian, had planned to stay home with their 23-month-old Henry, before […]

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  • Celebrity arrested on suspicion of rape after attending Tyson Fury fight

    Celebrity arrested on suspicion of rape after attending Tyson Fury fight

    BREAKING A celebrity has been arrested on suspicion of rape after attending Tyson Fury’s fight against Russian boxer Arslanbek Makhmudov at Tottenhum Hotspur’s stadium last Saturday. The Sun reports that the unnamed star was arrested as he prepared to watch the fight from the VIP area. The man, who is in his 30s, was held […]

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  • Downton Abbey actress Nathalie Baye has died

    Downton Abbey actress Nathalie Baye has died

    Sad news The legendary French actress Nathalie Baye has sadly died aged 77 after a battle with dementia. Baye was huge in the French film scene, and was a four-time winner at the French version of the Oscars, the Césars. She also starred in English-language films, including Catch Me If You Can and Downton Abbey: […]

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  • North Korea launches ballistic missiles in latest weapons test

    North Korea launches ballistic missiles in latest weapons test

    It’s the country’s latest show of force North Korea has launched a fresh ballistic missile test, amid an increase in demonstrations since the start of the war in Iran. Ballistic missiles were fired into the sea from the east coast of the country early on Sunday morning (19 April). South Korea says the missiles were […]

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  • The weekend’s action: Follow all of the football as City host Arsenal

    The weekend’s action: Follow all of the football as City host Arsenal

    It’s the major fixture! The Premier League is back as we have a double-header of box-office fixtures to bring you on Saturday evening! First up, Tottenham Hotspur host Brighton as Roberto De Zerbi attempts to get one over his old club! Desperate for points and desperate for survival, Spurs currently sit two points above London […]

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  • Zayn Malik hospitalised as star gives health update and thanks cardiologist

    Zayn Malik hospitalised as star gives health update and thanks cardiologist

    He thanked doctors as well as his fans for their support Former One Direction member and music star Zayn Malik has been hospitalised as singer gave a health update and thanked a cardiologist. The singer revealed the news on his social media this evening (17 April) showing him hooked up to a number of machines […]

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  • BBC star Finnian Garbutt dies aged 28

    BBC star Finnian Garbutt dies aged 28

    Sad news BBC actor Finnian Garbutt has sadly died aged 28. The actor was best known for his role as constable Ryan Power in the BBC police drama Hope Street, which is filmed in Donaghadee, County Down. Garbutt was diagnosed with skin cancer four years ago, and spoke publicly about his treatment. In a statement […]

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  • Major retailer disappears from UK high street after closing all 137 stores

    Major retailer disappears from UK high street after closing all 137 stores

    The business employed around 1,200 people. A major retailer has disappeared from the UK high street after closing down all 137 stores. After falling into administration four months ago, it is the latest of a number of large retailers and businesses to have been struggling in the UK in recent times. Poundland, River Island, Claire’s, […]

    1 month ago

  • Two police officers charged after pregnant woman and unborn baby killed in crash

    Two police officers charged after pregnant woman and unborn baby killed in crash

    BREAKING Two police officers have been charged after a heavily pregnant woman and her unborn baby were killed in a fatal crash. PC Chris Johnson has been charged with causing death by dangerous driving and PC Danny Tomkins has been charged with dangerous driving. It comes after an investigation from the Independent Office for Police […]

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