One-word player ratings from Italy 1-1 England

England were largely poor in their friendly against Italy in Turin. After a dire first half things improved marginally but it took an incredible strike from substitute Andros Townsend to earn his side the stalest of stalemates.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgSr9BvLOBY Here's a one-word rating for each England player. Most of them are lucky not get expletives... Hart - Bystander Clyne - Decline Smalling - Unwell Jagielka - Clearance Gibbs - Slice Henderson - Industrious Jones - Submarine Delph - Dogged Rooney - Profligate Walcott - Rusty Kane - Human Substitutes Butland - LOL Green - Unused Cahill - Bored Walker - Lost Carrick - Steady Townsend - Thwack Mason - Meh Bertrand - Minimal Barkley - Direct What words would you use to describe this rabble? Let us know @JOE_co_uk...