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Prince Harry has well and truly killed The Dab

Published 13:25 21 Sept 2016 BST

Updated 13:34 21 Sept 2016 BST

Richard Beech
Prince Harry has well and truly killed The Dab

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The Dab: 2015 – 2016, may it rest in peace.

Just one week ago, The Dab was pronounced dead, cause of death: murder, the lead suspect: a 36-year-old Dutchman by the name of Dirk Kuyt. After Kuyt's football team, Feyenoord, beat opposition team Den Haag last weekend, Kuyt was filmed murdering a weak and nearly lifeless Dab. The Dab was on its last legs after brutal attacks from Manchester United players, an attack which was led by Jesse Lingard. https://twitter.com/ChevroletFC/status/758351475877654528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Dirk Kuyt took it one step further than Lingard, and murdered The Dab in cold blood. https://twitter.com/louroll89/status/774927171466981376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw The whole world thought it was the last they'd seen of The Dab. But now, Prince Harry, everyone's favourite aristocratic overlord, has taken a shovel to the freshly-laid grave of The Dab, dug it up, and killed it once more.

Please be advised, some viewers may find this scenes disturbing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSoWZ8vRSO8 The footage was recorded during Prince Harry's visit to Aberdeen.

At various points on the visit to Aberdeen he was photographed plotting his attack with weapons.

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But eventually, Prince Harry decided to use nothing but his bare hands, and performed the attack to maniacal laughter from onlookers.

Screen Shot 2016-09-21 at 13.00.16 Only one child, dressed in an orange hoodie, held back from laughing, taking a moment to pay his respects to The Dab. FFL Promo Endboard (Full Date)
Prince Harry has well and truly killed The Dab